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Why Fake Shutters Make Me Angry

Why Fake Shutters Make Me AngryIt’s true that I have a problem with fake shutters. If you follow my instagram page you’ll see a healthy spattering of shutter fails. They give me a little bit of rage that no other architectural element does (I’ve written about the other design flaws that drive me nuts here). The purpose of this post isn’t just to vent (though it will be therapeutic for me!), but rather to explain why something as insignificant as a fake shutter flies in the face of almost every rule of design.

My hope is that more people will see the mistake that fake shutters are and it will prevent even just one more house from giving its windows a black eye and making me that much crazier. Beware that once you read this post, you will likely be cursed like me in noticing the world of fake shutters on buildings everywhere. It will be like when the lights come on at the bar at closing time and you realize exactly what that person you’ve been dancing with all night really looks like. Be frightened!

Why Fake Shutters?

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“Real” Shutters

Why do they exist? I guess because real shutters look so great that a lot of other people wanted to jump on the shutter band wagon but couldn’t afford real shutters. If your shutters don’t operate, you won’t realize just how bad they really are.

You see, real shutters…shut. It’s that simple. If your shutters don’t shut, they are fake. Shutters were designed to cover your window for a multitude of reasons. They protect against storms or other inclement weather. The provide relief from the hot summer sun and cold winter winds. They keep rain, hail, sleet and snow off your windows, and extend their life. They can provide privacy or help to darken a room for sleep. Shutters are immensely practical and useful.

But when you take a randomly sized piece of plastic and screw it to the siding next to your window and call it a shutter, you are fooling yourself and a few others, but no one who reads this blog anymore. In the title of this post I promised you the reasons why they get my goad, so I might as well dig into the details.

Reason #1 They Don’t Fit

This is the most obvious and makes it easy to spot for just about everyone. If your window is 6 feet wide and your shutter is only a foot wide, who do you think you are fooling? You may not think it’s a big deal, but proportions matter. Putting undersized fake shutters on your house is like driving a big rig with 18 donut spare tires. It’s awkward and ineffective.

Real shutters are designed to be exactly half of the window dimension so that when you close both sides they cover the window precisely. Too small and they leave the window unprotected, too large and they won’t close. If you are going to get fake shutters then at least make it hard enough that my kindergartener can’t tell.

Reason #2 The Slats Are Wrong

This one is a little harder to see when flying by in the car but walking the neighborhood it’s abundantly clear. Here’s the deal: the louvers on shutters are designed to shed water…when closed. When they are open the louvres would be angled so that they are channeling water back onto the siding instead of down and away from the building like on fake shutters.

I can only assume that the genius designers of fake shutters did this because fake shutters only have one position they can be in and that is open. You’d think that before they designed their fake shutter they would have looked at how real shutters were, but apparently that was too much to ask.

Reason #3 Wrong Design

Not every house style was intended to have shutters on it and certain house styles have shutter designs that are distinct to them. Shutters with pictures cut into a top panel were usually for Colonial and Colonial Revival houses. Board and batten shutters fit well on Mission and Spanish style homes, plantation shutters belong on southern plantation homes. When you take any random shutter design and put it on a house at random, you’re playing shutter roulette.

Just like kids need Garanimals to help them pick clothes that match, adults need a similar system for shutters on their houses. If you don’t know what style belongs on your house, then ask someone who does like.

Reason #4 Wrong Place

Not every window fits the same kind of shutter, and not every window was designed to accommodate a shutter. Just because you want a shutter on that window, doesn’t mean you should have one. Every shutter gets a window, but not every window gets a shutter. I should make that into a T-shirt.


Now that you know, start looking around your neighborhood. Are they too small? Too big? Are they permanently fixed to the building or worse yet, a part of the actual building themselves? Are they upside down, the wrong size, the wrong style? So many questions and so many fake shutters that it’s like a shutter-pocaplypse outside.

It may seem ugly out there, but now that you are aware of shutters you can truly appreciate a beautiful pair of historic shutters. A pair of real shutters added to the right window adds so much charm to a window it’s unreal. And I guess that beauty is what the fakers tried to duplicate. The truth is, nothing compares to the real deal, but you already knew that didn’t you?

And I went even further by making you guys a fun video! Check it out below for some great “advice” about vinyl shutters.

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107 thoughts on “Why Fake Shutters Make Me Angry

  1. I hate fake shutters too, but I’m having trouble finding inspiration photos of a 60s ranch before and after having taken shutters off. All the houses in my neighborhood have stupid fake shutters.

    1. Every shutter you see is fake unless it has hinges attached to the exterior wall & can get pulled in — even “properly sized” ones. So in order to satisfy the people who are offended by 99% of the shutters in the US you will have to take yours off; drill into your exterior wall & put in hinged shutters. Or you can just say “give me a break” — they are now meant to give an accent color to your house.

  2. I have always lived with a house with shutters. It’s not only for hurricanes. How come it’s not in use in the US to discourage burglars/robberies ? I mean it really protects your home and windows when you are sleeping or when you are away. While sleeping for example, you can even leave close the shutters and sleep with the window open for some air without worrying about privacy or that someone could enter your bedroom at night because they can’t open the shutters from outside. People keep talking about new window technology but I don’t see any security or privacy about those new windows…

  3. Had to comment on how hard I was laughing while reading your article. I have a house with fake shutters on it and now I’m just ashamed. Shutter pocalypse indeed!

  4. On the right houses, I like fake shutters if they are the right size. Of course real ones would look nicer, but I wouldn’t rip fake ones out if real shutters wouldn’t even be used.

    If the shutters are too narrow, I like to pretend that it was intentionally made to look like those folding shutters (where each shutter looks like 1/4 the width of the window) so my sensibilities are not offended 🙂

  5. I have always felt that fake shutters are stupid. If folks like the decorative factor, why not just put up real shutters? Decorative and genuine.

  6. OMG! I have an obsession with incorrect shutters! I researched shutters for my renovation project and once the shutter issue was explained, I got it, and now I’m so irritated when I see new or renovated homes in nice neighborhoods with skinny shutters on 3 windows!! And on and on! Why do high-end builders still make this mistake!!

  7. It’s obvious they are fake. Real ones are actually a little silly now too in most parts of the world due to their inaccessibility from the interior of the house due to screens. My point is, I don’t LOVE fake shutters, but I also don’t LOVE mascara… Just the way it’s makes me a little bit prettier. Same same.

  8. Fake shutters are everywhere in our area of California (ie Thousand Oaks) and they not only look awful, even on what sells as 1mil+ $ houses, but quite honestly, also look pretty cheap and tacky when they don’t even fit the windows they’re attached next to. As a European I always found this odd and, quite frankly, irritating when one sees how expensive houses in some parts of the US are. Possible explanations: 1. Most Americans may not even know what the real thing is supposed to do (ie they have never traveled internationally); just like I had never seen a fake shutter before visiting here. 2. It’s cheaper for the builders. 3. People just don’t care because, design (interior, exterior or simply clothing) is not something I feel most people here appear to cherish. That being said, we’d love to remove the fake shutters from our house and replace with the real thing once and for all. Any suggestion welcome :-).

  9. I actually love faux shutters. I think the people who say they are fake are missing the point. They aren’t supposed to be shutters, they are an exterior decor piece that adds a pop of color and significant relief to the exterior of a home. They are supposed to be slim, that is how faux shutters are designed. And if you look at the before and afters of their installation you’ll appreciate the interest and style that they bring… especially to a plain, flat concrete building or something of the sort.

    I think that the only reason why someone would be unable to appreciate that faix shutters are also a nice way to make a statement in dressing up the exterior of your home (regardless of how widely they are being used just for that purpose) is because they are stuck in the notion of shutters as shutters. Faux shutters, again, are not shutters. They are pretty, and that is it. Like accent walls or corner molding that isnt covering anything, or murals, or decorative trim. There is functional trim, and decorative trim. The existence of the former does not make the latter rubbish.I t’s just relief, design. Please don’t ask them for anything more and say they’ve failed. It’s not their job.

    1. Saying “faux” instead of “Fake” doesn’t make your poor taste in design any better, Nefi.

      Are you familiar with skeumorphism? It is the design idea of applying real-world principles to their digital-world counterparts. For example, the “note” app on the iphone originally had a paper-texture background to reinforce the connection to a physical note pad.

      Any designer worth their salt would realize this is all just a charade and they’re only doing this for cute points.

      Window technology and building science has evolved to the point where shutters are absolutely not necessary anymore.

      I understand your desire for a pop or accent next to a window, but do it with an authentic material. Don’t do it with some sad grasp at the past.

      1. I completely understand your rage on fake shutters. But window technology nor building science evolved to the point that real shutters would be useless. There are different shutters for different propose depending on climatic conditions, northern Europe or Alpine regions deals with harsh winters, so there where an insulation in wintertime and cold evenings and for security reason the was stronger in ground level. In Mediterranean area they are for heat control in summer. Movable movers are still the most efficient way of light and airflow control. They are effective because the reflecting the light outside the building envelope. Shadowing and reflective elements behind the window not reducing the heat intake behind glass. Simple physics, Greenhouse effect. Never understand how people don’t get this.

    2. I agree entirely with Nefi. Especially: “Like accent walls or corner molding that isnt covering anything, or murals, or decorative trim. There is functional trim, and decorative trim. The existence of the former does not make the latter rubbish.” This whole article is “fake shutters are FAKE! they can’t function properly and thus they are bad!” and the whole time I’m reading it I’m going “… well, duh?”. Fake shutters are there for a bit of decoration. Period. Literally everybody knows this. Nobody is driving by homes and having a heart attack when they realize those shutters *couldn’t actually function* because that’s not their purpose. They undersize them so your whole exterior isn’t swallowed by your accent color.

    3. Media,
      I agree. These shutter snobs need to chill out… plain and simple… they make the house look better!!!!!

    4. I agree with you, Nefi & was thinking so as I read the article. Aren’t we encouraged to decorate the interior of our homes with items that we love? Why then are we discouraged from doing the same on the exterior. I take the criticism that the fake/faux shutters should be the correct width as real shutters would be, but past that, I love the idea of adding a pop of color & whimsy!! I don’t have fake/faux shutters, but a after reading this & the snooty replies, I’ve decided to fly in the face of “experts” & add some! Here’s to whimsy & rebellion! ✨🥂✨

  10. We want to remove our shutters off our house. The top of the house is no problem since it is on siding. The lower part is on a stone facade though and it required three flat long bricks to put up each “shudder” that do not match the rest of the stone. When we take them down do you have any ideas to cover up those bricks? We’ve thought about trying to distress them but I’m worried it’ll look worse than just leaving them alone. Wonder if they make a stone cap that might cover them? Or should we leave them alone.

  11. Our 1870’s brick has the fake shudders with the exeption of one lonely window. Why the previous owners left it I don’t know so perhaps the originals were damaged and thrown out ? I’ve no clue where to purchase replacements like the originals!

    1. Hallelujah! I detest faux shutters, especially those that are the wrong size for the window & there is not much one can do to help the aesthetically challenged but for those determined to apply ersatz shutters to their houses, put them in the proper place and stick on some fake hardware while at it. On frame houses, which should have a frame around the window, that place is over the window frame, so that the edge of the shutter lines up with the edge of the window opening – not the outside edge of the window frame. On masonry houses, placement is the same, with shutter edge aligning with window opening edge. Real shutters for wide windows were made by putting 2 shutters together with hinges. The outer shutter was folded back under the shutter closest to the window and I see no reason why the same could not be done with fake shutters. Someone poo-pooed you but my mother & I want to start a company called the “Taste Police”. Don’t hold your breath waiting for franchise opportunities.

  12. Finally!! We may be soul sisters as I cringe at the sight of those ungodly fake shutters! Who thought of this? Why waste the funds? Real shutters can be such an asset, just go for the real deal!
    Great read!

  13. My 1949 brick house has cement shutters around some of the casement windows. They are part of the façade. Do you know what they are called?

    1. I travelled extensively in Europe, and particularly in Cyprus, and was excited to see buildings with REAL shutters! Not a single fake shutter did I see! I took tons of photos of real, working shutters of various designs. My favourites are the wooden ones with working louvres. It’s charm exemplified and something we’re sorely missing here in North America where fake things are all the rage. You’ve hit the nail on the head with the points you make in your very well-written and informative article.

      1. Edward, Just because homes in Europe have “authentic shutters” that’s often
        ALL they have going for them. Homes in America have better designs overall.
        Shutters are supposed to be what the builder or homeowner wants them to be,
        not what people think they SHOULD be. If someone wants shutters just to make
        their home look nicer and maybe more colorful with more curb appeal,
        that’s their business. I’ve seen the insides of European homes and though
        they can be charming, they are not very practical. The outsides often lack
        real attention or curb appeal, you have to go inside to find the “charm”.
        I’d prefer the attention to design in America.I also don’t want a kitchen
        I can’t turn around in, or a fridge I can’t fit food for three days in and that’s a common
        design flaw in Europe. It sounds
        snobby to be so concerned about whether shutters are “real” or not.
        I agree the width and length should be right, but other than that,
        shutters are often meant to add color and curb appeal, not
        everyone intends to use them in a practical way. I’ve seen the difference,
        the before’s and after’s, that shutters can make on a home.
        Nine times out of ten, it’s just what the house
        needed to make it more attractive, even if they’re ONLY decorative and not functional.

  14. We have a 1945 fixer-upper farmhouse and it had shutters on some, not on othewo windows. So we were thinking about adding shutters to the rest. The house is yellow, white trim and grid windows. We were going to put shutters on and paint eother navy blue or forest green. Any siggestions on the front wondow which is. About 12′ wide x 4′ high. Of course, based on your article, one set on either side would definitely look too small. Thanks!

  15. So then the question becomes, what do you do about it!? We love our house, but we agree that the shutters look stupid. It is a rancher with vinyl siding. So what is your solution? I’m afraid moving is not an option and we are on a tight budget. We are comfortable doing minor renovations ourselves.

  16. We’ve been trying to figure out the proper size and mounting options for new shutters since we had our cape re-sided (vinyl). The window trim is 4 inch wide aluminum, no sill – basically a picture frame 4″ molding with multiple bends to appear like a decorative molding and the replacement windows are recessed about 4″. We are planning on going with Atlantic Premium Architectural collection full louver with faux tilt rod. Just trying to figure out if we should mount them with hardware on the aluminum trim or not? If we decide to mount them to the siding, should they still be the height of the window opening only or the height from top of the trim to the bottom of the trim?

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