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Why Fake Shutters Make Me Angry

Why Fake Shutters Make Me AngryIt’s true that I have a problem with fake shutters. If you follow my instagram page you’ll see a healthy spattering of shutter fails. They give me a little bit of rage that no other architectural element does (I’ve written about the other design flaws that drive me nuts here). The purpose of this post isn’t just to vent (though it will be therapeutic for me!), but rather to explain why something as insignificant as a fake shutter flies in the face of almost every rule of design.

My hope is that more people will see the mistake that fake shutters are and it will prevent even just one more house from giving its windows a black eye and making me that much crazier. Beware that once you read this post, you will likely be cursed like me in noticing the world of fake shutters on buildings everywhere. It will be like when the lights come on at the bar at closing time and you realize exactly what that person you’ve been dancing with all night really looks like. Be frightened!

Why Fake Shutters?

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“Real” Shutters

Why do they exist? I guess because real shutters look so great that a lot of other people wanted to jump on the shutter band wagon but couldn’t afford real shutters. If your shutters don’t operate, you won’t realize just how bad they really are.

You see, real shutters…shut. It’s that simple. If your shutters don’t shut, they are fake. Shutters were designed to cover your window for a multitude of reasons. They protect against storms or other inclement weather. The provide relief from the hot summer sun and cold winter winds. They keep rain, hail, sleet and snow off your windows, and extend their life. They can provide privacy or help to darken a room for sleep. Shutters are immensely practical and useful.

But when you take a randomly sized piece of plastic and screw it to the siding next to your window and call it a shutter, you are fooling yourself and a few others, but no one who reads this blog anymore. In the title of this post I promised you the reasons why they get my goad, so I might as well dig into the details.

Reason #1 They Don’t Fit

This is the most obvious and makes it easy to spot for just about everyone. If your window is 6 feet wide and your shutter is only a foot wide, who do you think you are fooling? You may not think it’s a big deal, but proportions matter. Putting undersized fake shutters on your house is like driving a big rig with 18 donut spare tires. It’s awkward and ineffective.

Real shutters are designed to be exactly half of the window dimension so that when you close both sides they cover the window precisely. Too small and they leave the window unprotected, too large and they won’t close. If you are going to get fake shutters then at least make it hard enough that my kindergartener can’t tell.

Reason #2 The Slats Are Wrong

This one is a little harder to see when flying by in the car but walking the neighborhood it’s abundantly clear. Here’s the deal: the louvers on shutters are designed to shed water…when closed. When they are open the louvres would be angled so that they are channeling water back onto the siding instead of down and away from the building like on fake shutters.

I can only assume that the genius designers of fake shutters did this because fake shutters only have one position they can be in and that is open. You’d think that before they designed their fake shutter they would have looked at how real shutters were, but apparently that was too much to ask.

Reason #3 Wrong Design

Not every house style was intended to have shutters on it and certain house styles have shutter designs that are distinct to them. Shutters with pictures cut into a top panel were usually for Colonial and Colonial Revival houses. Board and batten shutters fit well on Mission and Spanish style homes, plantation shutters belong on southern plantation homes. When you take any random shutter design and put it on a house at random, you’re playing shutter roulette.

Just like kids need Garanimals to help them pick clothes that match, adults need a similar system for shutters on their houses. If you don’t know what style belongs on your house, then ask someone who does like.

Reason #4 Wrong Place

Not every window fits the same kind of shutter, and not every window was designed to accommodate a shutter. Just because you want a shutter on that window, doesn’t mean you should have one. Every shutter gets a window, but not every window gets a shutter. I should make that into a T-shirt.


Now that you know, start looking around your neighborhood. Are they too small? Too big? Are they permanently fixed to the building or worse yet, a part of the actual building themselves? Are they upside down, the wrong size, the wrong style? So many questions and so many fake shutters that it’s like a shutter-pocaplypse outside.

It may seem ugly out there, but now that you are aware of shutters you can truly appreciate a beautiful pair of historic shutters. A pair of real shutters added to the right window adds so much charm to a window it’s unreal. And I guess that beauty is what the fakers tried to duplicate. The truth is, nothing compares to the real deal, but you already knew that didn’t you?

And I went even further by making you guys a fun video! Check it out below for some great “advice” about vinyl shutters.

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107 thoughts on “Why Fake Shutters Make Me Angry

  1. I dunno. My parents have a late-20s spanish revival house with fake shutters. They’ve always been there based on old photos. It seems pretty Honestly, this is interior California (Sacramento), and I don’t think anyone really installed functional shutters during this era here. Basically all the houses in this neighborhood have fake shutters — the only notable exceptions are Monterey style houses that have functional shutters over doors — , and this was a pretty high end, custom built neighborhood that was built 1925-1935.
    They; however, are exactly the size of the windows, are on the top windows only, and are board and batten. Basically every house here with fake shutters are properly sized and generally fit the aesthetic of the house.

  2. Hi there,
    Our situation is that we have fake shutters on one of our (three) front windows–the window that doesn’t have any wood trim (only vinyl). So the shutters kind of compensate for the lack of trim by framing the window with the same color as the other windows have in their wood trim. What would you recommend?

  3. I loath the fake black shutters on the old farmhouse we just bought that are screwed in next to the windows on the siding. We have the original windows and can see the ghost marks of the working shutters that were once on the house. I’m wanting to bring the historic look back to the house and mount them correctly with the right hardware. They don’t need to be operational though since we are getting new windows that don’t need them closed. Do you have a video on how to actually install shutters? We are building our own board and batten ones.

  4. We just bought a house with last fall with fake shutters. I came inside to see what I could find out about them , and found your post. Mine are coming off. LOL

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